The Tortoise Defined — Ambrose Bierce

“TORTOISE, n. A creature thoughtfully created to supply occasion for the following lines by the illustrious Ambat Delaso:

 

 

 

 

 

TO MY PET TORTOISE   by Ambrose Bierce

 

My friend, you are not graceful –not at all;

Your gait’s between a stagger and a sprawl.

Nor are you beautiful: your head’s a snake’s

To look at, and I do not doubt it aches.

As to your feet, they’d make an angel weep.

‘Tis true you take them in whene’er you sleep.

No, you’re not pretty, but you have, I own,

A certain firmness –mostly you’re [sic] backbone.

Firmness and strength (you have a giant’s thews)

Are virtues that the great know how to use —

I wish that they did not; yet, on the whole,

You lack –excuse my mentioning it –Soul.

So, to be candid, unreserved and true,

I’d rather you were I than I were you.

Perhaps, however, in a time to be,

When Man’s extinct, a better world may see

Your progeny in power and control,

Due to the genesis and growth of Soul.

So I salute you as a reptile grand

Predestined to regenerate the land.

Father of Possibilities, O deign

To accept the homage of a dying reign!

In the far region of the unforeknown

I dream a tortoise upon every throne.

I see an Emperor his head withdraw

Into his carapace for fear of Law;

A King who carries something else than fat,

Howe’er acceptably he carries that;

A President not strenuously bent

On punishment of audible dissent —

Who never shot (it were a vain attack)

An armed or unarmed tortoise in the back;

Subject and citizens that feel no need

To make the March of Mind a wild stampede;

All progress slow, contemplative, sedate,

And “Take your time” the word, in Church and State.

O Tortoise, ’tis a happy, happy dream,

My glorious testudineous regime!

I wish in Eden you’d brought this about

By slouching in and chasing Adam out.”

 

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Social Media as a Credible News Source | New York Women in Communications, Inc.

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Of  late, however, I have been more drawn into developing story coverage  — until I realize how much time one can spend watching news develop.  This is the entertainment value of news.  Developing stories also sell more Cialis. After awhile I grow bored by updates from investigations and court workings.  I decide to read a book or watch a movie instead  — hoping for an announcement of some finality.  Alas,  when it comes never really seems conclusive in the land of  “Yes, but What If?”  Everything is suspect it seems.  No Pope escapes public skepticism.  All priests are “suspect.”  We know too much and too little. Sometimes I long for my earlier naivete when we trusted Walter Cronkite, rightly or wrongly.

Steadfast and cautious,

David Milliken

The Tortoise Factor

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15 Famous Authors With Surprising College Majors | Online Colleges

These famous authors didn’t major in writing, or literature, or even journalism. Instead, they enriched their minds taking other, equally challenging classes, and used their experiences to become successful writers. In fact, several of them have won the Pulitzer Prize, considered one of the world’s greatest honors in literature.

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David Milliken

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David Milliken

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Steadfast and cautious,

The Tortoise

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